Oral Hygiene Is Not Rocket Science.
You see, I don't understand why some men would ignore their oral hygiene and think they can magically get any woman of their choice by opening the same mouth to talk to and woo her. This was my dilemma when I boarded a very crowded bus one Friday evening as I was left with no choice due to the massive crowd at Berger junction; apparently we were all heading the same direction. This dude sat next to me, and with all the confidence of a Hollywood movie star, probably that of Channing Tatum’s, started talking to me and requesting my ‘audience’ . The stench was so thick that it would have passed for a highly concentrated fumigant because I immediately felt the urge to use the restroom. Feeling the need to alight the bus as soon as possible, the A-hole continued to talk, oblivious of the chaotic scenes he was causing in my stomach and the entirety of my system. I casually asked his name while politely looking away. I barely remember the name he uttered along with some slimy...